Teenager Knock Knock Jokes in English
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome 😎 - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for snacks! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream when I have too much homework! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any better? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke when you hear one! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita nap after school. - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben there, done that. - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want pizza? - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and laugh already! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Teenager Knock Knock Jokes One Liners
- Knock knock—who’s there? Homework. Homework who? Homework never ends.
- Knock knock—who’s there? WiFi. WiFi who? Why fi not working?!
- Knock knock—who’s there? Sleep. Sleep who? Sleep is missing again.
- Knock knock—who’s there? Snack. Snack who? Snack time always.
- Knock knock—who’s there? Phone. Phone who? Phone battery dying 😭
- Knock knock—who’s there? Chill. Chill who? Chill out, it’s weekend.
- Knock knock—who’s there? Game. Game who? Game on all night.
- Knock knock—who’s there? Music. Music who? Music makes everything better.
- Knock knock—who’s there? Vibes. Vibes who? Vibes only today.
- Knock knock—who’s there? Mood. Mood who? Mood swings incoming.
Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts. - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the bags, you book the trip. - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Control freak wh—
Okay now you say “control freak who?” - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate the weekend! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock Knock Jokes Flirty
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much 💕 - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, you look amazing today. - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you more every day. - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me already 😘 - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Love you forever.
Knock Knock Jokes for 5 Year Olds
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy bear wants a hug! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck you want to play?
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you again! - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t share!
20 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? Cow says moo!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body home?
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Bee. Bee who? Bee happy!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad?
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke at that!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget me!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda play?
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Woohoo!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Ice to meet you!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Cook-ie time!
- Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Still not crying!
Knock Knock Jokes Dark Humor
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Silence.
Silence who?
Exactly. - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?
That’s the point. - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lost.
Lost who?
Lost track of the joke. - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Void.
Void who?
Void of laughter here. - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Echo.
Echo who?
Echo… echo… echo…
Phone Zone
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Siri.
Siri who?
Siri-ously, stop ignoring my texts!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Selfie.
Selfie who?
Selfie-obsessed? Who, me?Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Insta.
Insta who?
Insta-gram me a break, I’m out of data!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Reels.
Reels who?
Reels over homework any day.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tik.
Tik who?
Tik me out of this awkward convo.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snap.
Snap who?
Snap out of it, you’re not famous yet.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
DM.
DM who?
DM me if you’re brave.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
App.
App who?
App-y now that my Wi-Fi’s back!Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Scroll.
Scroll who?
Scroll me up when it’s time to leave.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ring.
Ring who?
Ring the phone—I need attention.
Sibling Roast Battle
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bruh.
Bruh who?
Bruh-sh your hair, you look wild.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Steal.
Steal who?
Steal my charger again and we fight.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mirror.
Mirror who?
Mirror you? Yeah, no thanks.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Messy.
Messy who?
Messy room? That’s your entire vibe.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ssshh.
Ssshh who?
Ssshh up, I’m older. That’s law.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Laundry.
Laundry who?
Laundry not do your socks again.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sleepy.
Sleepy who?
Sleepy through your alarm—again.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Drama.
Drama who?
Drama queen reporting for duty.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nope.
Nope who?
Nope not sharing the last slice.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Silent.
Silent who?
Silent treatment activated.
Sleep-Deprived Shenanigans
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nap.
Nap who?
Nap kidding, I’m always tired.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yawn.
Yawn who?
Yawn the only one still awake?Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snooze.
Snooze who?
Snooze button is my bestie.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pillow.
Pillow who?
Pillow-ver and let me sleep.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dream.
Dream who?
Dream on—no one’s waking up for 8AM.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tired.
Tired who?
Tired of pretending I’m fine.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Blanket.
Blanket who?
Blanket decision to skip today.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alarm.
Alarm who?
Alarm me when school’s cancelled.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rest.
Rest who?
Rest in peace, my GPA.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lights.
Lights who?
Lights out, brain off.
Cringe Texts
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Typo.
Typo who?
Typo-sorry, that was for someone else.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Seen.
Seen who?
Seen your message. Still not replying.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
LOL.
LOL who?
LOL I wasn’t even laughing.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
K.
K who?
K-bye. That’s all you get.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sent.
Sent who?
Sent it… and instantly regretted it.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Crush.
Crush who?
Crush left me on read. Again.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
Double text? Guilty as charged.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Predictive.
Predictive who?
Predictive tex-apple-juice-sandwich.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Screenshot.
Screenshot who?
Screenshot this convo for the group chat.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghosted me faster than 5G.
Knock Knock? You’re Grounded!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wifi.
Wifi who?
Wifi you always ignoring me?!Knock knock
Who’s there?
Emo.
Emo who?
Emo-tionally unavailable right now.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mood.
Mood who?
Mood you just chill for once?Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snap.
Snap who?
Snap out of that attitude!Knock knock
Who’s there?
Vibe.
Vibe who?
Vibe got better things to do.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chill.
Chill who?
Chill out, it’s just a joke.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gen Z.
Gen Z who?
Gen Z you later, I’m ghosting.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tik.
Tik who?
Tik me serious, I’m funny!Knock knock
Who’s there?
Acne.
Acne who?
Acne believe you said that out loud!Knock knock
Who’s there?
Goth.
Goth who?
Goth to be kidding me!
Snack Time Sass
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chips.
Chips who?
Chips me out of this convo.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you not paying attention?Knock knock
Who’s there?
Popcorn.
Popcorn who?
Popcorn-centrate, please.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie not handle this drama.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho problem anymore!Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut judge me.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Milk.
Milk who?
Milk this joke for all it’s worth.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza mind, I’m busy.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Juice.
Juice who?
Juice me and my playlist.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snack.
Snack who?
Snack to reality!
Emojis in Real Life
Knock knock
Who’s there?
LOL.
LOL who?
LOL you actually knocked.Knock knock
Who’s there?
BRB.
BRB who?
BRB-fore I lose my chill.Knock knock
Who’s there?
IDK.
IDK who?
IDK what you expected.Knock knock
Who’s there?
OMG.
OMG who?
OMG I’m laughing too hard!Knock knock
Who’s there?
LMAO.
LMAO who?
LMAO this is cringe.Knock knock
Who’s there?
ROFL.
ROFL who?
ROFL you serious right now?Knock knock
Who’s there?
TBH.
TBH who?
TBH this joke slaps.Knock knock
Who’s there?
TMI.
TMI who?
TMI don’t need to know.Knock knock
Who’s there?
BFF.
BFF who?
BFF you don’t get it, never mind.Knock knock
Who’s there?
FOMO.
FOMO who?
FOMO you didn’t hear it earlier?
School Vibes
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Homework.
Homework who?
Homework you kidding me?Knock knock
Who’s there?
Class.
Class who?
Class dismissed!Knock knock
Who’s there?
Essay.
Essay who?
Essay you gonna do it?Knock knock
Who’s there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?
Teacher later, I’m out.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Locker.
Locker who?
Locker doors don’t scare me!Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bell.
Bell who?
Bell me out of this class.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Math.
Math who?
Math you gonna cry again?Knock knock
Who’s there?
Grade.
Grade who?
Grade up before mom sees.Knock knock
Who’s there?
Quiz.
Quiz who?
Quiz it really that hard?!Knock knock
Who’s there?
Exam.
Exam who?
Exam it again, I’m confused.
FAQs
Q1: What makes a knock-knock joke funny to teens?
It’s all about the sass, sarcasm, and surprise punchline!
Q2: Can I tell these at school?
Totally—just maybe not during a test.
Q3: Are these jokes cringe or cool?
Yes.
Q4: Can I use these for texting my friends?
Yup! Just drop one and watch the eye-rolls roll in.
Q5: Which joke is best for a teen party?
Anything with snacks, TikTok, or drama—those hit.
Q6: Are these jokes age-appropriate?
Absolutely! Pure teen chaos, zero parent traps.
Q7: Will my friends laugh or groan?
Both. That’s the beauty of it.
Q8: Can I submit my own jokes to PunsPlanet?
Not yet, but stay tuned—new features coming!
Q9: Are Gen Z and Millennial jokes different?
A little! These are full Gen Z, heavy on TikTok lingo.
Q10: Where can I find more jokes like this?
At Punhut.com, your ultimate pun HQ!
Conclusion
Whether you’re dodging homework, crushing hard, or just vibing in your hoodie, these teenager knock-knock jokes brought the LOLs straight to your lock screen. From cringey to classic, they’ve got just the right amount of sass, sarcasm, and side-eye. Share ’em in the group chat, use ’em as icebreakers, or just keep ’em handy for when the teacher isn’t looking. For even more joke drops and pun-packed fun, head over to Punhut.com—we’re always knocking with something new!
